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Date: 14 Nov 2008 22:37:05
From: Offramp
Subject: Memo to USCF
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For the chessplayer who has everything except teeth:
http://houseofstaunton.com/Store/product_name=The+Mammoth+Ivory+Collector+Series+Luxury+Chess+Set+-+4.4+inch+King/
"Crafted from 40,000-year old Wooly [sic] Mammoth Ivory ... Our
Everyday Price of $12,999.00."
Doesn't the USCF need to buy some sets? They should buy a couple of
hundredweight of these.
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Date: 17 Nov 2008 02:33:02
From: Offramp
Subject: Re: Memo to USCF
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On Nov 15, 6:37 am, Offramp <[email protected] > wrote:
> For the chessplayer who has everything except teeth:http://houseofstaunton.com/Store/product_name=The+Mammoth+Ivory+Colle...
> "Crafted from 40,000-year old Wooly [sic] Mammoth Ivory ... Our
> Everyday Price of $12,999.00."
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> Doesn't the USCF need to buy some sets? They should buy a couple of
> hundredweight of these.
I apologise to the House of Staunton for the [sic] I put in their
blurb, after 'wooly'. I did not know that 'wooly' is an accepted
American spelling.
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Date: 16 Nov 2008 20:39:28
From: help bot
Subject: Re: Memo to USCF
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On Nov 16, 8:25=A0am, "[email protected]" <[email protected] > wrote:
> If scientists are going to clone, they ought
> to focus on what the world really needs.
> For instance, they might clone smart
> people, as there is a severe shortage of
> those in the world today; or they could
> clone the world's sexiest woman. =A0Just
> an idea... .
> or a combination of both?
Hmm... that could potentially circumvent the
whole purpose of cloning the sexy women.
If they clone smart people, they ought to be
male so as to equalize the distribution of
intellect between the sexes. Also note that
most politicians are men, and as these die
off we could replace them with clones, who
can actually think. Just be sure we keep the
sexy-women clones out of the Oval Office.
> additionally they could clone Sloan, then Sloan-clones could obsess
> over each other's suspected behaviors
Hey, who is obsessing now? Me, I was
thinking about sexy women and sabre-
tooth tigers, while you obsess over one
peculiar rgc poster and others obsess
over cockroaches. In fact, not one of
the readers besides me has obsessed
over cloning sexy women-- what does
this say about them? That's right, they
are cockroach-crazy (except for one,
who seems to obsess over Red Chief;
and for all we know Red Chief could be
the code name of a cockroach)!
But... back to the subject of this thread.
Umm... what the heck was it? Oh yes--
sending memos to the USCF. I say we
vote, and if the majority of cockroach-
loving sickos want to send 'em a memo,
we send it. Maybe we could even write
something on it... maybe a warning to
watch out for an army of giant cock-
roaches, led by this "Red Chief".
-- help bot
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Date: 16 Nov 2008 08:17:45
From: Quadibloc
Subject: Re: Memo to USCF
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On Nov 16, 9:12 am, Quadibloc <[email protected] > wrote:
> On Nov 15, 8:32 pm, help bot <[email protected]> wrote:
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> > I'm thinking maybe the sabre-toothed tiger,
>
> Yes, the sabre-tooth tiger! A 2/1 with first strike, so it's handy
> against the Giant Cockroach!
And Woolly Mammoths is a 3/2, with trample if you have a snow land, so
they are just as vulnerable as the 4/2 Giant Cockroach.
John Savard
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Date: 16 Nov 2008 08:12:17
From: Quadibloc
Subject: Re: Memo to USCF
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On Nov 15, 8:32 pm, help bot <[email protected] > wrote:
> I'm thinking maybe the sabre-toothed tiger,
Yes, the sabre-tooth tiger! A 2/1 with first strike, so it's handy
against the Giant Cockroach!
John Savard
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If scientists are going to clone, they ought
to focus on what the world really needs.
For instance, they might clone smart
people, as there is a severe shortage of
those in the world today; or they could
clone the world's sexiest woman. Just
an idea... .
help bot
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or a combination of both?
additionally they could clone Sloan, then Sloan-clones could obsess
over each other's suspected behaviors, which is likely a full-time
job, therefore relieving the rest of us of that sort of fascination -
there could even be a newsgroup for Sloan-Clones only. The real clones
would all turn on any imposter and... it would be like that guy who
escaped from prison in CA and who then stole a car and took a woman
hostage - there was then a hot pursuit for hours as he headed south
for the border until suddently he stopped the car and got out and
walked back towards the police following him
he asked them to arrest him, anything, he said, to get away from that
woman's mouth
[she had been scolding and 'improving' him for the past 3 hours] ...
Cordially, Phil Innes
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Date: 16 Nov 2008 07:58:42
From: Mike Murray
Subject: Re: Memo to USCF
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On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 05:25:44 -0800 (PST), "[email protected]"
<[email protected] > wrote:
> that guy who
>escaped from prison in CA and who then stole a car and took a woman
>hostage - there was then a hot pursuit for hours as he headed south
>for the border until suddently he stopped the car and got out and
>walked back towards the police following him
>he asked them to arrest him, anything, he said, to get away from that
>woman's mouth
>[she had been scolding and 'improving' him for the past 3 hours] ...
Was she a Chippewa named "Red Chief" ?
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Date: 17 Nov 2008 11:25:33
From: thumbody..
Subject: Re: Memo to USCF
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Mike Murray wrote:
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> Was she a Chippewa named "Red Chief" ?
Naw! - she was a Talkalot called 'Nevashutup'..
t.
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Date: 15 Nov 2008 19:32:01
From: help bot
Subject: Re: Memo to USCF
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On Nov 15, 1:02=A0pm, Taylor Kingston <[email protected] > wrote:
> =A0 I would expect the price will go down soon. There's talk of cloning
> mammoths. a la Jurrasic Park, from DNA still intact after being buried
> for thousands of years in Siberian ice. Once they get a few herds
> going, that should really increase the supply of ivory and bring the
> price down.
I wouldn't count on it. Humans helped bring
these creatures to extinction once before,
and if anything, we are even "better" at this
sort of thing now than we ever were. The
poaching of big game can only be halted if
we hire trained professionals to hunt them
down and bring them to justice; naturally,
this means killing them all off for "resisting
arrest", ala Arnold Swarzennegger's
Terminator.
The key thing to remember is to reject the
method used in the movie Jurrasic Park,
wherein frog DNA was substituted for the
missing portions of dino's. Tell the
Franken-scientists to instead use the DNA
of elephants-- but remember, you can't let
the clones get out of control (remember
what happenned in the Star Wars series?).
They need to recreate one of the natural
predators of mammoths to keep them in
top shape and their numbers under control;
I'm thinking maybe the sabre-toothed tiger,
or, in warmer climes, a fifty-foot long
crockodile. Don't worry about these last
two getting out of control; if they become
too numerous, we have heat-seeking
missiles, DDT, water pollution, and if all
else fails, we can bring back some even
bigger beast, like maybe T-rex, and feed
her growth hormones.
Say, what's so special about mammoth
ivory, anyway? Let's just use redwood
trees to make our chess sets, as they're
all going to burn down anyway due to the
effects of global warming. What a hor-
rible waste-- to clone woolly mammoths!
If scientists are going to clone, they ought
to focus on what the world really needs.
For instance, they might clone smart
people, as there is a severe shortage of
those in the world today; or they could
clone the world's sexiest woman. Just
an idea... .
-- help bot
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Date: 15 Nov 2008 10:02:12
From: Taylor Kingston
Subject: Re: Memo to USCF
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On Nov 15, 1:37=A0am, Offramp <[email protected] > wrote:
> For the chessplayer who has everything except teeth:http://houseofstaunto=
n.com/Store/product_name=3DThe+Mammoth+Ivory+Colle...
> "Crafted from 40,000-year old Wooly [sic] Mammoth Ivory ... Our
> Everyday Price of $12,999.00."
>
> Doesn't the USCF need to buy some sets? They should buy a couple of
> hundredweight of these.
I would expect the price will go down soon. There's talk of cloning
mammoths. a la Jurrasic Park, from DNA still intact after being buried
for thousands of years in Siberian ice. Once they get a few herds
going, that should really increase the supply of ivory and bring the
price down.
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Date: 15 Nov 2008 18:19:38
From: SAT W-7
Subject: Re: Memo to USCF
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i read about that too , cloning them ..
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Date: 14 Nov 2008 22:47:48
From: SAT W-7
Subject: Re: Memo to USCF
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those are nice looking pieces ..nice weight too , 66 oz....
if i was Bill Gates id buy a set .....But for me it is a little out of
my price range ..
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