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Date: 04 Aug 2008 05:22:59
From: samsloan
Subject: I Once Beat Susan Polgar
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I Once Beat Susan Polgar
By the way, when Paul Truong writes, =94Any of them would easily make
the US Women's Olympiad Team and all of them are far stronger than
you=94, he is attempting to prove his point by comparing me, Sam Sloan,
to Susan Polgar.
I have up until now been discrete and did not bring up this
embarrassing fact, but since Truong brought it up, I must tell you
that I once beat Susan Polgar in a game of chess. (I also once beat
Paul Truong in a game of chess, but that was much less of an
accomplishment. That was in the 1980 House of Spain Championship
organized by Jose Cuchi.)
When I was staying in Susan's apartment in Budapest in 1986, I became
a trainer for the two younger girls. I would play 10-game mini-matches
against each of the girls, Judit and Sofia. I played dozens of these
ten-game matches and so I got to be stronger than I am now.
All this time, the eldest sister, Zsuzsa, who now calls herself Susan,
refused to play me.
However, one day, in what no doubt was a moment of weakness, Susan
asked me to play her a game of chess.
And I beat her.
Actually, I must confess that it was not really me who beat her. It
was my superior opening, for, you see, for I played 1. g4 against her
which, of course, gives me a won game on the very first move.
About 25 moves into the game, Susan suddenly realized that she had a
hopelessly lost position. Her face turned completely beet red. I have
never seen anything else like it.
She played on a few more moves until finally I mated her.
I had never revealed this until now, out of a sense of discretion and
propriety.
I will add, however, that right after this I played her a bunch of
more games of five-minute chess and I never won another one.
Sam Sloan
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Date: 07 Aug 2008 10:50:03
From: none
Subject: Re: I Once Beat Susan Polgar
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On Aug 5, 5:20=A0pm, Richard <[email protected] > wrote:
> samsloan wrote:
> > I Once Beat Susan Polgar
>
> I amazes me every time I see the incredible crap you write. It's obvious
> you're in serious need of psychiatric help for the fantasy life you live.
His mother was a shrink. That is why he is so messed up. That and the
allegation that as a child he was molested by Norman Whitaker over a
several year period. If true, it explains why he walks with his legs
slightly apart.
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Date: 05 Aug 2008 15:20:37
From: Richard
Subject: Re: I Once Beat Susan Polgar
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samsloan wrote:
> I Once Beat Susan Polgar
>
I amazes me every time I see the incredible crap you write. It's obvious
you're in serious need of psychiatric help for the fantasy life you live.
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Date: 07 Aug 2008 21:31:49
From: MaciLaci
Subject: Re: I Once Beat Susan Polgar
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Richard �rta:
> samsloan wrote:
>> I Once Beat Susan Polgar
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>
> I amazes me every time I see the incredible crap you write.
They are my bedtime stories. You don't want to spoil them, do you?
> It's obvious
> you're in serious need of psychiatric help for the fantasy life you live.
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Date: 05 Aug 2008 07:39:18
From: Sanny
Subject: Why Susan lost?
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> Actually, I must confess that it was not really me who beat her. It
> was my superior opening, for, you see, for I played 1. g4 against her
> which, of course, gives me a won game on the very first move.
She played you for the first time So She played casually. and seeing
g4 she might have though you are not playing a serious match. Or may
be at that time she was not much strong player.
> I will add, however, that right after this I played her a bunch of
> more games of five-minute chess and I never won another one.
Now she knew your strength and played better games. I saw "Susan" in
discovery channel once. She was telling how she is playing so good.
Her brain creates many boards and she do not need a chess board to
analyze the games.
Bye
Sanny
Play Chess at: http://www.GetClub.com/Chess.html
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Date: 04 Aug 2008 15:31:37
From: help bot
Subject: Re: I Once Beat Susan Polgar
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On Aug 4, 12:44=A0pm, SBD <[email protected] > wrote:
> On Aug 4, 7:22 am, samsloan <[email protected]> wrote:
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> > out of a sense of discretion and propriety.
>
> What alternate universe did I stumble into?
There is not /one/ universe; there is a multi-verse.
There is not /one/ Sam Sloan; there are many.
Each time one of the many Sam Sloans is
killed, that energy is divided amongst all the
remaining Sam Sloans, and he thus becomes
more and more powerful-- faster, stronger, and
believe it or not, /smarter/ too.
Now, having killed off all but one of the many
"other Sam Sloans", there remains only two
of them. Once one of them kills the other,
some theorize that the universe may explode,
or implode... or perhaps, The One remaining
Sam Sloan will become a kind of god (not
unlike what he seems to /think/ he is already).
I say we worm-hole him to the Stygian
Penile Colony (oops, I meant Penal Colony),
there to remain for the rest of his glorious
days, reigning supreme as The One among
his own kind. He could be allowed to take
with him several issues of Chess Life-- the
ones in which pictures of Susan Polgar
appear.
-- the bot
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Date: 05 Aug 2008 08:51:12
From: =?iso-8859-1?Q?J=FCrgen_R.?=
Subject: AW: I Once Beat Susan Polgar
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help bot wrote:
> On Aug 4, 12:44 pm, SBD <[email protected]> wrote:
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>> On Aug 4, 7:22 am, samsloan <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>> out of a sense of discretion and propriety.
>>
>> What alternate universe did I stumble into?
>
>
> There is not /one/ universe; there is a multi-verse.
>
> There is not /one/ Sam Sloan; there are many.
>
> Each time one of the many Sam Sloans is
> killed, that energy is divided amongst all the
> remaining Sam Sloans, and he thus becomes
> more and more powerful-- faster, stronger, and
> believe it or not, /smarter/ too.
>
> Now, having killed off all but one of the many
> "other Sam Sloans", there remains only two
> of them. Once one of them kills the other,
> some theorize that the universe may explode,
> or implode... or perhaps, The One remaining
> Sam Sloan will become a kind of god (not
> unlike what he seems to /think/ he is already).
>
> I say we worm-hole him to the Stygian
> Penile Colony (oops, I meant Penal Colony),
> there to remain for the rest of his glorious
> days, reigning supreme as The One among
> his own kind.
And King of the South Bronx Slum, until finally
done in by a stray bullet.
> He could be allowed to take
> with him several issues of Chess Life-- the
> ones in which pictures of Susan Polgar
> appear.
>
>
> -- the bot
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Date: 04 Aug 2008 15:20:18
From: help bot
Subject: Re: I Once Beat Susan Polgar
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On Aug 4, 8:22=A0am, samsloan <[email protected] > wrote:
> However, one day, in what no doubt was a moment of weakness, Susan
> asked me to play her a game of chess.
>
> And I beat her.
>
> Actually, I must confess that it was not really me who beat her. It
> was my superior opening, for, you see, for I played 1. g4 against her
> which, of course, gives me a won game on the very first move.
Of course. Only after years of training
with Boris Gulko and other grandmasters
would she have, perhaps, been able to
squeak out a draw now and then, against
this crusher.
> About 25 moves into the game, Susan suddenly realized that she had a
> hopelessly lost position. Her face turned completely beet red. I have
> never seen anything else like it.
>
> She played on a few more moves until finally I mated her.
You "mated" her? (Where is Dr. Fine when
we need him?)
> I had never revealed this until now, out of a sense of discretion and
> propriety.
>
> I will add, however, that right after this I played her a bunch of
> more games of five-minute chess and I never won another one.
A bunch "more" games of five-minute chess?
This gives the impression that your imagined
orgy-victory was merely a blitz game. And
you admit that in a "bunch" of later games,
you were unable to even win a single blitz
game; in that case, she must have been quite
a bit better than you at chess-- or at any rate,
at fast chess.
-- help bot
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Date: 04 Aug 2008 12:09:13
From:
Subject: Re: I Once Beat Susan Polgar
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On Aug 4, 8:22=A0am, samsloan <[email protected] > wrote:
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> I Once Beat Susan Polgar
>
> I had never revealed this until now, out of a sense of discretion and
> propriety.
>
> Sam Sloan
I Once Met Susan Polgar
Attending the December 2002 Kasparov-Karpov quick chess mini-match
in New York City, I had the pleasure to meet Susan Polgar. Hanon
Russell introduced us, we shook hands, and exchanged a few brief
pleasantries.
I had never revealed this until now, out of a sense of its
insignificance and irrelevance.
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Date: 04 Aug 2008 09:56:54
From: Rob
Subject: Re: I Once Beat Susan Polgar
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On Aug 4, 11:44=A0am, SBD <[email protected] > wrote:
> On Aug 4, 7:22 am, samsloan <[email protected]> wrote:
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> > out of a sense of discretion and propriety.
>
> What alternate universe did I stumble into?
LOL
Welcome to the Spammy Sloan Universe.
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Date: 04 Aug 2008 09:44:30
From: SBD
Subject: Re: I Once Beat Susan Polgar
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On Aug 4, 7:22 am, samsloan <[email protected] > wrote:
> out of a sense of discretion and propriety.
What alternate universe did I stumble into?
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