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Date: 10 Sep 2008 18:05:25
From: samsloan
Subject: Outstandingly Beautiful Girl Chess Master Nobody Has Noticed Yet
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Outstandingly Beautiful Girl Chess Master Nobody Has Noticed Yet
There is an outstandingly beautiful girl chess master that nobody has
noticed yet.
She is a stunning beauty.
She is a very strong player and her rating is rising rapidly.
Yet, nobody has noticed her (except for me of course).
I have yet to see anybody make a comment about her stunning beauty.
I have not seen any comment about her strong moves over the chess
board.
Yet, she has both.
No, I will not tell you her name and I believe that very few will be
able to guess it.
I tried to speak to her at a tournament not long ago. She gave me an
immediate brush-off and walked away.
So, I will have to admire her from a distance.
But let me tell you: THIS GIRL IS THE FUTURE OF AMERICAN CHESS.
Sam Sloan
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Date: 17 Sep 2008 06:47:42
From: Javert
Subject: Re: Outstandingly Beautiful Girl Chess Master Nobody Has Noticed Yet
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On Sep 17, 7:35=A0am, samsloan <[email protected] > wrote:
> I can tell you that if I were in a position of authority in the USCF,
> her picture would have been on the cover of Chess Life already.
>
> Starting in 1999, I was demanding that Chess Life put Irina Krush on
> the cover of Chess Life. That was when Irina became famous in the
> mainstream media during the Kasparov vs. Rest of the World Match.
>
> Irina's picture was published everywhere EXCEPT FOR Chess Life.
>
> I am told by a newsstand operator that the Chess Life showing Susan
> Polgar kicking a football had the best newsstand sales ever.
>
> Why cannot the USCF under Goichberg do something simple to increase
> circulation, like putting a beautiful chess-playing girl on the cover?
>
> Sam Sloan
You mean the issue that caused you to call the magazine "Polgar Life"
and vociferously complain about the disproportionate amount of
coverage that she was receiving?
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Date: 17 Sep 2008 04:35:07
From: samsloan
Subject: Re: Outstandingly Beautiful Girl Chess Master Nobody Has Noticed Yet
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I can tell you that if I were in a position of authority in the USCF,
her picture would have been on the cover of Chess Life already.
Starting in 1999, I was demanding that Chess Life put Irina Krush on
the cover of Chess Life. That was when Irina became famous in the
mainstream media during the Kasparov vs. Rest of the World Match.
Irina's picture was published everywhere EXCEPT FOR Chess Life.
I am told by a newsstand operator that the Chess Life showing Susan
Polgar kicking a football had the best newsstand sales ever.
Why cannot the USCF under Goichberg do something simple to increase
circulation, like putting a beautiful chess-playing girl on the cover?
Sam Sloan
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Date: 14 Sep 2008 16:54:53
From: samsloan
Subject: Re: Outstandingly Beautiful Girl Chess Master Nobody Has Noticed Yet
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On Sep 14, 7:33=A0pm, Quadibloc <[email protected] > wrote:
> On Sep 10, 7:05 pm, samsloan <[email protected]> wrote:
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> > But let me tell you: THIS GIRL IS THE FUTURE OF AMERICAN CHESS.
>
> Why? Did Anna Kournikova in any way, even slightly, make anyone more
> inclined to actually *play* tennis?
>
> But I suppose this could make a sort of sense. The news media is
> interested in pretty faces because they sell magazines. Look how Van
> Cliburn increased the popularity of classical music - and how Bobby
> Fischer advanced Chess in America.
>
> If a pretty face belongs to a woman chessplayer, then Chess will be
> mentioned more often in the mass media! But the effect will be on the
> order of a millifischer, I fear.
>
> John Savard
I disagree. I believe that a lot of girls have taken up tennis because
of Anna Kournikova. I am certain that a lot of girls have taken up and
will take up gymnastics and figure skating because of the successes of
attractive young women in those sports.
Meanwhile, I have been looking around for good photographs of the girl
I started this thread about. I have discovered that she does not
appear to be an outstanding beauty from her photographs. You have to
see her in real life to appreciate her.
This may explain why nobody has guessed the answer yet (although the
answer should be obvious).
Sam Sloan
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Date: 17 Sep 2008 08:36:57
From: SAT W-7
Subject: Re: Outstandingly Beautiful Girl Chess Master Nobody Has Noticed
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post her pic
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Date: 14 Sep 2008 16:33:20
From: Quadibloc
Subject: Re: Outstandingly Beautiful Girl Chess Master Nobody Has Noticed Yet
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On Sep 10, 7:05 pm, samsloan <[email protected] > wrote:
> But let me tell you: THIS GIRL IS THE FUTURE OF AMERICAN CHESS.
Why? Did Anna Kournikova in any way, even slightly, make anyone more
inclined to actually *play* tennis?
But I suppose this could make a sort of sense. The news media is
interested in pretty faces because they sell magazines. Look how Van
Cliburn increased the popularity of classical music - and how Bobby
Fischer advanced Chess in America.
If a pretty face belongs to a woman chessplayer, then Chess will be
mentioned more often in the mass media! But the effect will be on the
order of a millifischer, I fear.
John Savard
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Date: 14 Sep 2008 16:21:52
From: Quadibloc
Subject: Re: Outstandingly Beautiful Girl Chess Master Nobody Has Noticed Yet
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On Sep 14, 1:19 pm, samsloan <[email protected] > wrote:
> You are overlooking the benefits of a Palin presidency. It will make
> it more fashionable again for teenage girls to give out more poontang
> and the rest of us will benefit.
Odd. I thought for sure this post was a vicious forgery, but I can't
see anything obvious in the headers to confirm that. Perhaps I'm jut
failing to appreciate the intense sarcasm.
John Savard
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Date: 15 Sep 2008 07:58:40
From: =?iso-8859-1?Q?J=FCrgen_R.?=
Subject: AW: Outstandingly Beautiful Girl Chess Master Nobody Has Noticed Yet
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Quadibloc wrote:
> On Sep 14, 1:19 pm, samsloan <[email protected]> wrote:
>> You are overlooking the benefits of a Palin presidency. It will make
>> it more fashionable again for teenage girls to give out more poontang
>> and the rest of us will benefit.
>
> Odd. I thought for sure this post was a vicious forgery, but I can't
> see anything obvious in the headers to confirm that. Perhaps I'm jut
> failing to appreciate the intense sarcasm.
>
> John Savard
The fakes Sam Sloan has understood that his strongest defense is
that his crap is indistinguishable from the real Sam Sloan's crap.
This last is so cleverly forged that you can't tell the difference,
even if you examine headers.
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Date: 14 Sep 2008 12:19:04
From: samsloan
Subject: Re: Outstandingly Beautiful Girl Chess Master Nobody Has Noticed Yet
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You are overlooking the benefits of a Palin presidency. It will make
it more fashionable again for teenage girls to give out more poontang
and the rest of us will benefit.
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Date: 11 Sep 2008 04:18:56
From: samsloan
Subject: Re: Outstandingly Beautiful Girl Chess Master Nobody Has Noticed Yet
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All of you are wrong so far. I will tell you a few more things about
her:
She is not just a local player. She has played all over the world.
She is at almost every major event.
She seems to be alone. There is no gaggle of groupies following her.
No boyfriend, family members of anything like that seem to be with
her,
There are a few pictures of her on the Internet but they seem to be
old pictures and do not show what a spectacular, outstanding beauty
she has blossomed into in just the past year or so.
I have never seen anybody even talking to her. There are no boys
trying to hang out with her. These are all a bunch of chess nerds
anyway.
I do not care if anybody correctly guesses this. There is only one
person who I want to see this, who will know right away who this is.
Sam Sloan
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Date: 12 Sep 2008 10:56:04
From: Richard
Subject: Re: Outstandingly Beautiful Girl Chess Master Nobody Has Noticed
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samsloan wrote:
>
> I do not care if anybody correctly guesses this. There is only one
> person who I want to see this, who will know right away who this is.
>
> Sam Sloan
and hopefully that person will take it as the warning it is and stay
WELL clear of perverts like you.
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Date: 11 Sep 2008 14:14:17
From: Brian Lafferty
Subject: Re: Outstandingly Beautiful Girl Chess Master Nobody Has Noticed
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samsloan wrote:
> All of you are wrong so far. I will tell you a few more things about
> her:
>
> She is not just a local player. She has played all over the world.
>
> She is at almost every major event.
>
> She seems to be alone. There is no gaggle of groupies following her.
> No boyfriend, family members of anything like that seem to be with
> her,
>
> There are a few pictures of her on the Internet but they seem to be
> old pictures and do not show what a spectacular, outstanding beauty
> she has blossomed into in just the past year or so.
>
> I have never seen anybody even talking to her. There are no boys
> trying to hang out with her. These are all a bunch of chess nerds
> anyway.
>
> I do not care if anybody correctly guesses this. There is only one
> person who I want to see this, who will know right away who this is.
>
> Sam Sloan
Well, Polgar doesn't have any daughters. IIRC, Truong does, but I don't
know of them playing chess. The Palin kid is probably too into What To
Do When You're Expecting to study chess.
A wild guess---Amanda Mateer?
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Date: 10 Sep 2008 22:05:43
From: help bot
Subject: Re: Outstandingly Beautiful Girl Chess Master Nobody Has Noticed Yet
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samsloan wrote:
> Outstandingly Beautiful Girl Chess Master Nobody Has Noticed Yet
>
> There is an outstandingly beautiful girl chess master that nobody has
> noticed yet.
>
> She is a stunning beauty.
>
> She is a very strong player and her rating is rising rapidly.
>
> Yet, nobody has noticed her (except for me of course).
>
> I have yet to see anybody make a comment about her stunning beauty.
>
> I have not seen any comment about her strong moves over the chess
> board.
>
> Yet, she has both.
>
> No, I will not tell you her name and I believe that very few will be
> able to guess it.
>
> I tried to speak to her at a tournament not long ago. She gave me an
> immediate brush-off and walked away.
>
> So, I will have to admire her from a distance.
Mr. Sloan, have you considered taking a
bath? Don't give up so easily. As the song
goes, nothing good comes easy, no matter
how bad you wish it would.
> But let me tell you: THIS GIRL IS THE FUTURE OF AMERICAN CHESS.
At my local chess club, there is not even
one female player-- beautiful or otherwise.
One possible reason why nobody here in
rgc has written about this alleged beauty,
is that she does not play all over, but
mainly in Mr. Sloan's own geographical
area.
-- help bot
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Date: 10 Sep 2008 23:47:30
From: SAT W-7
Subject: Re: Outstandingly Beautiful Girl Chess Master Nobody Has Noticed
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I have never know personally one lady or girl that plays chess ...
I only known personally 3 guys that play chess and i have not seen 2
in many years and the one has not played in 4 or 5 years to the best of
my knowledge ..
None of my co-workers know how to play chess......I have asked them....
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Date: 10 Sep 2008 21:44:58
From: Old Haasie
Subject: Re: Outstandingly Beautiful Girl Chess Master Nobody Has Noticed Yet
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> I have yet to see anybody make a comment about her stunning beauty.
> No, I will not tell you her name and I believe that very few will be
> able to guess it.
> Sam Sloan
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Sam, If she is playing chess in America, I'm guessing her name is Anna
Vigtillyvonsmerrubbishflotsomundjiggleindaboobs... or something close.
OldHaasie (who can't remember anything these days)
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