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Date: 01 Apr 2006 18:06:23
From: EG
Subject: chess bitch

I saw a book called "chess bitch" by jennifer shahade and it says that
she is a chess bitch.

What *exactly* is a chess bitch? Is that like a female chess player
that steals another girl's boyfriend? Or is a female chess player who
is part of a motorcycle gang ?

please tell me;

Date: 09 Apr 2006 10:04:42
From: Sam Sloan
Subject: Re: chess bitch

No one likes you cus. They all think you're a nut. You should be
eliminated.

Sam Sloan

Date: 08 Apr 2006 16:32:33
From:
Subject: Re: chess bitch

Chess Freak,

I'll try to answer your question on behalf of FIDE.

> Nonsense, I am all for worldwide chess - that's why I support
> Internet Chess Servers. Right now, from FICS I can play anyone
> anywhere in the world (Even St Kitts). This is quite unlike FIDE,
> which only caters to the chess elite and is run by a corrupt
> governmental body. How exactly does FIDE promote chess
> development in other countries?

You will have to contact the FIDE Delegate from Barbados. He is the
cochair on the developing countries committee for the Carribean. You
can get his e-mail address at www.fide.com, Barbados. FIDE does take an
active role. I don't have all of the facts, and people are threatening
to kill me for participating as a Delegate at the meeting where that is
all discussed.

FIDE isn't all bad.

What you need to understand is that people play chess who can't afford
regular internet access. So, FIDE will have a role with the internet.

cus Roberts
Permanent Delegate of St Kitts and Nevis to FIDE

Date: 08 Apr 2006 16:04:43
From:
Subject: Re: chess bitch

I want to meet you. Is that possible?

cus Roberts

Date: 08 Apr 2006 22:48:18
From: Chess Freak
Subject: Re: chess bitch

I'm trying to cut down on the number of weirdos that know me
in real life.

<[email protected] > wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>I want to meet you. Is that possible?
>
> cus Roberts
>

Date: 08 Apr 2006 11:38:18
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: chess bitch

[email protected] wrote:
> I sent her an e-mail, and she told me that she titled the book to
> convey material that is controversial. There is probably going to be a
> discussion about that title in FIDE, but I don't that she fully
> understood what she did: the title hurt her sales.

How the hell do you know that? How could you
know what the sales would be if it had been more
"appropriately" titled?

Maybe chess books just don't sell very well, period.

I think that she
> really cares about tthe material and she had very good intentions.
> Perhas she cares TOO MUCH about the material!
>
> It was a good book, just a poor choice of title.
>

I saw her book at the US chess championship this
year in San Diego, and I feel that she is trying to make
chess a bit more hip and cool (i.e., for the younger generation),
and to try to dispell the geeky, nerdy, and bookworm image
that some people have of chess players.

Hence, the chess bitch concept.

SLick

Date: 08 Apr 2006 06:34:45
From:
Subject: Re: chess bitch

This article says that Kisteniuk will appear fully clothed? So what?

http://www.chessninja.com/dailydirt/archives/kosteniuk_in_penthouse.htm

cus Roberts

Date: 08 Apr 2006 11:20:07
From: Chess Freak
Subject: Re: chess bitch

"So what" is exactly right. Who gives a damned what some GM does in
his or her life? Why do you care cus Dingbat?

<[email protected] > wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> This article says that Kisteniuk will appear fully clothed? So what?
>
> http://www.chessninja.com/dailydirt/archives/kosteniuk_in_penthouse.htm
>
> cus Roberts
>

Date: 08 Apr 2006 06:26:53
From:
Subject: Re: chess bitch

First, I'll read about it. Until I understand what I am dealing with,
how can I talk about what I will do? Clearly, I don't have a FIDE vote
yet, and I might not have a vote for several years in FIDE. I'll get
agenda rights, however.

This is good input, and I appreciate good input. It is important for me
to make up for the 10 years I have been out of chess.

cus Roberts

Date: 08 Apr 2006 06:00:19
From: Sam Sloan
Subject: Re: chess bitch

Kosteniuk is a female player who uses sex to sell chess. She is 21 and
is ried to a guy around 50. She'll be in the May issue of Penthouse.

http://www.fbgalleries.com/gorillagras/gg007/pics/DSC_2777.jpg

So what will you do about it?

Sam Sloan

Date: 08 Apr 2006 05:50:09
From:
Subject: Re: chess bitch

Who is Kosteniuk? Can you give me an issue number and date?

cus Roberts

Date: 08 Apr 2006 05:46:15
From:
Subject: Re: chess bitch

Well, I do know what to do with my credential card offered by FIDE if I
am not representing St Kitts and Nevis to FIDE. New members have to go
through some hoops, but to make a long story short; every government
that formed had to go through a period of insults from everyone else
until they were recognized. Several countries and groups have
recognized met, except the USCF. Even Kok's campaign emailed me back
and said "welcome to the family." I agree with Kok's campaign statement
that it is not clear when I will vote.

> Hi cus !

> Nice to hear from you and welcome to the FIDE family !

> If you will be attending the Olympiad we will be pleased to meet up with you even
> though you do not have any vote at this point in time.

It does to take money to hold chess tournaments. I had to invest my
money to enable this. There are two ways this can go. I can buy the
title and quit (and then FIDE won't let me vote) or I can do some good
for chess on St Kitts.

Chess Freak has no desire for chess in other countries in developing
countries. It really does insult me to see the level of selfishness and
animosity that people display for chess in developing countries.

cus Roberts
Permanent Delegate of St Kitts and Nevis to FIDE

Date: 08 Apr 2006 05:43:38
From:
Subject: Re: chess bitch

Date: 08 Apr 2006 11:29:08
From: Chess Freak
Subject: Re: chess bitch

<[email protected] > wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> Chess Freak has no desire for chess in other countries in developing
> countries. It really does insult me to see the level of selfishness and
> animosity that people display for chess in developing countries.
>
>
> cus Roberts
> Permanent Delegate of St Kitts and Nevis to FIDE
>

Nonsense, I am all for worldwide chess - that's why I support
Internet Chess Servers. Right now, from FICS I can play anyone
anywhere in the world (Even St Kitts). This is quite unlike FIDE,
which only caters to the chess elite and is run by a corrupt
governmental body. How exactly does FIDE promote chess
development in other countries?

Date: 06 Apr 2006 17:12:48
From: Sam Sloan
Subject: Re: chess bitch

cus, what will you do now about Kosteniuk in Penthouse, the sleazy
soft porn magazine? FIDE likes her but she's an embarrassment to chess.
Do you condone her behavior? Do you condone her ego? Do you condone her
style of sleazy keting? Are you envy of her much older husband and
sugar Daddy? Do you want to fuck her? If you do the right thing, I'll
forgive you and won't get you.

Sam Sloan

Date: 06 Apr 2006 16:42:45
From:
Subject: Re: chess bitch

If get to say what ever I want to say in FIDE. That is why they call me
Permanent Delegate. People want to hold FIDE chess tournaments on St
Kitts and Nevis. Therefore, we need a national chess federation and we
need a Permanent Delegate. I understand nobody wants to hear what I
have to say. So what? These death threats will not make me go away.

I found the money to begin to support national chess association on two
small islands - a sovereign nation - which is currently not a member of
FIDE. I am personally found the money to do begin this process of
creating a national chess federation. Part of the process of St Kitts
and Nevis joining centers on FIDE learning to accept the principals of
the Olympic Charter. In particular, FIDE needs to understand that we on
St Kitts and Nevis will not be intimidated by these death threats, or
have our thoughts or positions or comments altered in any way, shape,
or form by threats of assassination.

I was appointed or elected to speak for St Kitts and Nevis in FIDE. I
decide what I am going to say. Therefore, I reject the suggestion of
what books I should and should not discuss at a worldwide festive of
Chess.

Sincerely,

cus Roberts
Permanent Delegate of St Kitts and Nevis to FIDE

> Offhand, I would have thought that it was possible
> to promote chess without speaking the title of
> a book by Jennifer Shahade. Is cus Roberts
> really unable to think of a way to accomplish this?

Date: 07 Apr 2006 21:14:05
From: Chess Freak
Subject: Re: chess bitch

<[email protected] > wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> If get to say what ever I want to say in FIDE. That is why they call me
> Permanent Delegate.

Nonsense, you are not a FIDE delegate at all. Stop perpetuating this
myth.

>
> I found the money to begin to support national chess association on two
> small islands - a sovereign nation - which is currently not a member of
> FIDE. I am personally found the money to do begin this process of
> creating a national chess federation. Part of the process of St Kitts
> and Nevis joining centers on FIDE learning to accept the principals of
> the Olympic Charter. In particular, FIDE needs to understand that we on
> St Kitts and Nevis will not be intimidated by these death threats, or
> have our thoughts or positions or comments altered in any way, shape,
> or form by threats of assassination.
>

What you say here is you are trying to buy your way into FIDE (hard to
tell with all the grammatical errors). Sounds like you'll fit in the with
rest
of the freaks there.

> I was appointed or elected to speak for St Kitts and Nevis in FIDE. I
> decide what I am going to say. Therefore, I reject the suggestion of
> what books I should and should not discuss at a worldwide festive of
> Chess.

Is it appointed or is it elected? Perhaps "bought" is more like it.

>
> Sincerely,
>

(cough)

> cus Roberts
> Permanent Delegate of URANUS
>

Date: 08 Apr 2006 01:19:56
From: Chris F.A. Johnson
Subject: Re: chess bitch

On 2006-04-08, Chess Freak wrote:
>
>
>> cus Roberts
>> Permanent Delegate of URANUS

Is that chat speak?

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Date: 04 Apr 2006 05:23:23
From: Sam Sloan
Subject: Re: chess bitch

It's a must buy. Lesbians who love to give blowjobs. Shahade, Kosteniuk
and Manakova make a formidable team. It can't be any better.

Sam Sloan

Date: 04 Apr 2006 03:46:30
From:
Subject: Re: chess bitch

Sam Sloan wrote:
> I must say that Jennifer Shahade has the nicest pair of tits in
> chess.Too bad she's a lesbian. I wouldn't mind converting here though.
>
Feel free to convert to lesbianism here.

I am conisdering buying the book actually, because I find the subject
or psychology of sexism in chess rather interesting.

Date: 04 Apr 2006 00:44:27
From: Sam Sloan
Subject: Re: chess bitch

I must say that Jennifer Shahade has the nicest pair of tits in
chess.Too bad she's a lesbian. I wouldn't mind converting here though.

Sam Sloan

Date: 04 Apr 2006 03:45:07
From: matt -`;'-
Subject: Re: chess bitch

"EG" <[email protected] > wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> I saw a book called "chess bitch" by jennifer shahade and it says that
> she is a chess bitch.
>
> What *exactly* is a chess bitch? Is that like a female chess player
> that steals another girl's boyfriend? Or is a female chess player who
> is part of a motorcycle gang ?
>
> please tell me;
>
I don't know, but judging by the cover - I want one. ; )

Date: 02 Apr 2006 22:41:16
From:
Subject: Re: chess bitch

cus Roberts wrote (1 Apr 2006 19:21:58 -0800):
> There is probably going to be a discussion about
> that title in FIDE, ...
_
I wrote (2 Apr 2006 16:38:43 -0700):
> A sensible way for FIDE to spend its time?

_
cus Roberts wrote (2 Apr 2006 21:51:54 -0700):

> Well, if the title is illegal in my home courty,
> yes. Profanity is an arrestable offense on St Kitts
> and Nevis. How do you expect me to promote
> chess when the title of the book is a crime to
> speak in public?

_
Offhand, I would have thought that it was possible
to promote chess without speaking the title of
a book by Jennifer Shahade. Is cus Roberts
really unable to think of a way to accomplish this?

Date: 03 Apr 2006 05:36:16
From:
Subject: Re: chess bitch

[email protected] wrote:
> cus Roberts wrote (1 Apr 2006 19:21:58 -0800):
> > There is probably going to be a discussion about
> > that title in FIDE, ...
> _
> I wrote (2 Apr 2006 16:38:43 -0700):
> > A sensible way for FIDE to spend its time?
>
> cus Roberts wrote (2 Apr 2006 21:51:54 -0700):
>
> > Well, if the title is illegal in my home courty,
> > yes. Profanity is an arrestable offense on St Kitts
> > and Nevis. How do you expect me to promote
> > chess when the title of the book is a crime to
> > speak in public?
>
> _
> Offhand, I would have thought that it was possible
> to promote chess without speaking the title of
> a book by Jennifer Shahade. Is cus Roberts
> really unable to think of a way to accomplish this?

Is using the term for the female of the species canis familiaris, in any
context, really an arrestable offense on St Kitts and Nevis? How sad.

cus should bitch about it.

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Date: 02 Apr 2006 21:51:54
From:
Subject: Re: chess bitch

Well, if the title is illegal in my home courty, yes. Profanity is an
arrestable offense on St Kitts and Nevis. How do you expect me to
promote chess when the title of the book is a crime to speak in public?

cus Roberts

Date: 03 Apr 2006 13:43:11
From: David Richerby
Subject: Re: chess bitch

<[email protected] > wrote:
> Well, if the title is illegal in my home courty, yes. Profanity is
> an arrestable offense on St Kitts and Nevis. How do you expect me to
> promote chess when the title of the book is a crime to speak in
> public?

There are plenty of other books about chess. Ms Shahade has not
increased your ability to promote chess but nor has she decreased it.
I see no reason why FIDE should take any action just because she has
not increased your ability to promote chess. After all, she didn't
increase your ability to promote chess last time she ate a chocolate
bar. Should FIDE therefore take action to prevent Ms Shahade from
eating chocolate?

Dave.

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Date: 02 Apr 2006 16:38:43
From:
Subject: Re: chess bitch

cus Roberts wrote (1 Apr 2006 19:21:58 -0800):

> There is probably going to be a discussion about
> that title in FIDE, ...

_
A sensible way for FIDE to spend its time?

Date: 02 Apr 2006 17:54:04
From: William Saens
Subject: Re: chess bitch

Think about it for a long minute........................ a chess bitch is
like the hotest blonde girl in the world but she will never look at a guy
over 50 in the mall unless she is identifying him to the security guards so
just forget about it. Also, if you are a kid and I doubt that, do your
parents know you are asking about bitches on the chess newsgroup?

Willie

"EG" <[email protected] > wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>I saw a book called "chess bitch" by jennifer shahade and it says that
> she is a chess bitch.
>
> What *exactly* is a chess bitch? Is that like a female chess player
> that steals another girl's boyfriend? Or is a female chess player who
> is part of a motorcycle gang ?
>
> please tell me;
>

Date: 01 Apr 2006 19:21:58
From:
Subject: Re: chess bitch

I sent her an e-mail, and she told me that she titled the book to
convey material that is controversial. There is probably going to be a
discussion about that title in FIDE, but I don't that she fully
understood what she did: the title hurt her sales. I think that she
really cares about tthe material and she had very good intentions.
Perhas she cares TOO MUCH about the material!

It was a good book, just a poor choice of title.

cus Roberts
Permanent Delegate of St Kitts and Nevis to FIDE